New Theory Explains Why Australians Don’t Fall Off Planet Earth
It’s common knowledge that Australia is upside down. What’s not common is an understanding of why the people “down under”, and all Southern Hemispherians, don’t fall into space. A Garbridge University professor now thinks they have the answer.
In a groundbreaking paper published in the Journal of Applied Antipodean Physics,...
Unable to Resist Thumbs Up Photos? You’re Not Alone. Bacteria May be the Answer.
In a surprising discovery that bridges microbiology and marketing, researchers at the Institute for Evolutionary Consumer Studies have found that humans may be genetically predisposed to purchase products advertised with “thumbs-up” gestures, thanks to our bacterial ancestors.
“It’s quite remarkable,” says Dr. Sarah Chuck, lead author of the study. “When...
University Launches Animatronic-Taxidermy Program
Garbridge University proudly introduces its pioneering Animatronic-Taxidermy Program, combining traditional preservation techniques with advanced robotics. Our innovative program creates lifelike exhibits that engage audiences through gentle, natural movements and scientifically accurate representations.
“Mr. Whiskers has been so well-behaved lately,” notes satisfied research subject Dorothy Simmons, 87. “He doesn’t scratch the...