Garbridge University
03/06/2025

DOGE Cuts Threaten Oil-Driller-to-Astronaut Program

Garbridge University’s oil-driller-to-astronaut training program faces an uncertain future following recent budget cuts by the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE). The program, designed to equip oil drillers with the skills necessary to save Earth, has been a point of pride for the university.

Students in the program question the logic...

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11/09/2024
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Oxygen Addicts Experience Extreme Withdrawal Symptoms in Health Study

Researchers at Garbridge University have long known about the prevalence of oxygen addiction among the general population. In a study exploring how to help individuals break their breathing addiction, they have found that breaking the habit is harder than some had hoped. “Many volunteers experienced extreme withdrawal symptoms when deprived...

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