Garbridge students strive for:

Being your best takes work. Instead we find those who are lazier than us, beat them, and tell everyone about it.

Excellence isn't awarded, it's earned. That is why we are proud to earn minimum wage with our degrees.

If you're not the smartest person in the room, find a new room.

Mastery of the mind begins with mastery of the bowels. As lofty as this aspiration may be, we will succeed... eventually.