Garbridge students strive for:
Victoriae
Being your best takes work. Instead we find those who are lazier than us, beat them, and tell everyone about it.
Excellentia
Excellence isn't awarded, it's earned. That is why we are proud to earn minimum wage with our degrees.
Intelligentia
If you're not the smartest person in the room, find a new room.
Continentia
Mastery of the mind begins with mastery of the bowels. As lofty as this aspiration may be, we will succeed... eventually.