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06/19/2024
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Oxygen Addicts Experience Extreme Withdrawal Symptoms in Health Study

Researchers at Garbridge University have long known about the prevalence of oxygen addiction among the general population. In a study exploring how to help individuals break their breathing addiction, they have found that breaking the habit is harder than some had hoped. “Many volunteers experienced extreme withdrawal symptoms when deprived...

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05/07/2024
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New Theory Explains Why Australians Don’t Fall Off Planet Earth

It’s common knowledge that Australia is upside down. What’s not common is an understanding of why the people “down under”, and all Southern Hemispherians, don’t fall into space. A Garbridge University professor now thinks they have the answer.

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05/06/2024

Thumbs Up Photos Make Products Irresistible, Says Marketing Researcher

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05/04/2024

Students Protest by Studying During Finals Week

While finals week is normally a time to party with friends, get extra sleep, and look for excuses to procrastinate, these students decided to use their time differently by occupying the Garbridge University Library. “Part of the college experience is showing solidarity with those who are oppressed,” said a university...

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05/03/2024

Statement from President Candice B. Rheel About SEC Expansion (Copy) (Copy)

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05/02/2024

University Launches Animatronic-Taxidermy Program

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01/03/2024

Statement from President Candice B. Rheel About SEC Expansion

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